Horribly Heinous Holiday Houses

I am all for people putting their holiday decorations up the day after thanksgiving, but there is a problem with the majority of decorations in my neighborhood.  No one has any holiday decorating taste.  Bravo should run a Holiday Lights Home Makeover to show people simple, tasteful ways to express some holiday cheer.I could not believe the decorations and lights that I drove by the Friday night after thanksgiving.   Here are a few examples:

Terrible Taste #1: What is the goal of these lights?  Are they trying to see how high their electricity bill can go?  Are they trying to electrocute the neighborhood?  There are blow up snow globes, plastic reindeer, and various colored elves in the 

front yard.  Enough said.

Terrible Taste #2:  I think these people really are trying to electrocute a tree.  Also, this choice of lighted reindeer is awful.

Terrible Taste #3: Now when you look at this house you might say, "this is not so bad."  But look over to the left of the picture.  Yes, the driveway.  That is where the problem lies.  Is it a landing strip at an airport?  This photograph just does not do the actual driveway "airport runway" lights justice.  It is truly heinous.

I tried to get a better picture but it didn't work out.  

Terrible Taste #4:  At first I thought it was strange that a house would choose to make their driveway look like a runway at an airport; however, when I saw this house on the same road, it occurred to me that maybe this plane needed a place to land.