Tuesday, December 2, 2008

So much for enjoying holiday cookies...

I just dropped my kids off in the cafeteria and was very excited to leave for the day until.....

While walking down the hall to meet Emily, my chofer, I run into one of the custodians, the assistant principal, and two of my kids.  They are both talking to the kids and I go over to see what happened.  Apparently while they were in the bathroom, WHERE THE TOILET WAS READILY ACCESSIBLE, one of my kids decided to pee in his snack (which was a cookie in a plastic bag) instead of the toilet.  Words cannot explain how disgusting this was.  

Asst. Principal: What happened?

Kid (holding urine filled bag with cookie): Ummm

Asst. Principal: Here....Here...Give me the bag.

(T gives the asst. principal the bag)

Asst. Principal: Umm....Ok where is a trash can? Where is a trash can? Ok, never do that again, Ok? Ok?

Me: Why would do you that?

Kid: Umm...

Asst. Principal: Just go take them to wash their hands.  Never do that again, Ok? Ok?

I have a cookie decorating party on Saturday that I am supposed to go to and now that does not sound very appetizing.

4 comments:

ms. mindless said...

FOUL.

Pickle Me Pretty said...

Ewwwwww!!!

Tickle My Pickle said...

I'd be lying if I said I've never done that before...

Unknown said...

I did that this afternoon